Beach Fishin' in January:
After a couple days of fishing in the surf up to the top of my chest waders, Maw informed me that sharks can swim in knee deep water.
Yikes! Then a 1,000 lb. sea lion washes up on the beach one day with it's head missing and Maw studies it for a bit, she then informs me that the "killer whales" are in as only they can take the head off of a sea lion like that. GREAT! Now besides keeping an eye peeled for sharks, I have to be on the look-out for killer whales. Not to forget about "Sneaker waves" which can do you in right quickly anyway!
Please remember our boys and girls overseas in your prayers as they attempt to insure our freedom.
Not All Rednecks are Dumb... "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. How can we help you?" "I'm callin' to report about my neighbor, Billy Bob Smith. He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!" Thank you very much for the call, sir!" The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at Billy Bob and leave. A little while later, the phone rings at Billy Bob's house. "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yup!" "Did they split the firewood?" "Yup!" "Merry Christmas, buddy."
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Welcome to our Home...
the finest trailer on Menopause Lane
in the Walking Dead Trailer Park!
This here is Jeff~Bob.. guarding his ladies, and keeping a sharp eye
out for them infernal revenuers! He falls asleep sitting on his boney
butt, with Gertie on his lap! Ole Blue takes over then!
Myrna~Mae likes colorful outfits, and sitting on her "CUTE lazy butt"
creating another mini bear.
Below is a link to her very own page where she sells these cute mini bears and some of her secret patterns.
Meribears: Hitty Extras Shoppe! Beaded Crocheted Collars this week!
This is what we do on rainy days, mess with this new fangled computer, and sunny days we walk in the woods trying to see what we can see, or play in the ocean surf catching dinner.
Here is a site that will show you the lowest and highest gas prices no matter where you live in the U.S. as long as there are participants in your area.
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OUR OWN interesting stories and favorite sites. Below!
See our forest Fungi!: Mushroom pics & descriptions!
ROCKHOUNDS DELIGHT
We have jasper and agate and petrified wood of all descriptions, the highly regarded ocean agates in clear to carnelian. Many other rocks too like obsidian and picture jasper as well as jasper in caramel, green and red and mixtures of the three, oh yeah black too (petrified charcoal), if you need something for your collection or make cabs contact us with your needs and we can send pictures of specimens you might like to have. Yes we have hard to find beach sagenite.
Tenmile Bass Club: Check out the bass fishin' we have to put up with here on the coast of Oregon.
The Fishin' Hole: Our closest lake, full of fish!
Around the lake!(Around the U.S. fishing): The most comprehensive tournament fishing site on the net!
HOME TERRITORY & The Backyard:A trip to the ocean and upstream a bit! Then a little tour around the back yard! We've broken it up so it loads quicker now!
Dune Buggy Rentals: See what the Spinreel people have to offer tourists that want to experience the dunes a fun way!
The Bear Story: Humor
The Bee Story: Humor
This is the best Redneck Valentine I have ever read!
Help stop the spread of GORSE!!: What is GORSE , you ask?
Myrna and some of the gran chillun's get ready to go to Wally world
to gather up some fixin's and necessities! With any luck at all "ole
blue" will catch a deer or smash a possum!(MmmMmm Road Kill) We worked on it for weeks
to get it down offin' the blocks so's we could eat agin! *toothless grin*
On the way to wal-mart Myrna spotted this strip mall along side the road.
She also spotted this church sign, very inspiring
And as she went to wish her brother happy birthday she discovered his lost love.
When they returned home they created this redneck replica ginger bread
display!
You will never get caught up Shit Creek without a Paddle when you visit us!
Now you can be recognized for your redneck achievements, click on this link to take the course, edumacation can be a good thang! Be sure to check out the classic dormitory options!
Deluxe Honeymoon Suite!
Home Schoolin'
Safe Driving
Rednecks Make Mistakes Too!
Rednecks Auto Body Repair
Thrifty Rednecks Saving Funeral Costs
This Redneck Is Ready For Winter
Don't Be Fooled By This Clever Redneck Imitation Hummer
Priceless Redneck spoiler!
Redneck Garbage Disposal?
And for your traveling delight? They have changed the flight rules and you can carry your favorite pets on planes and other transportation
modes in first class with you. Well Bubba being the ever clever genius he has always been has devised the snug fitting, comfy "Redneck Cat Carrier" sure to be a big hit with travelers everywhere.
Proof that Redneck Airlines Really exists.
Like The Tinkle Of Wind Chimes?
Or Perhaps You Need A Measurement? "That one is
seven beer cans long BillyBob".
Check Out These Redneck Astrological Signs, What Is Your Sign?
Click to see this Redneck Computer Lingo
Friends of ours have web pages too!
Oregon's newest Lapidary Emporium
MUSHROOM PICKERS: See what the scuttlebutt is about Matsi's and Morels and more!
Mykoweb: More Mushroom Info Than You Would Ever Need!
Mycological: Learn how to treat wild mushrooms as food!
Mississippi Trailer Documentary:
Dr. Bukk's teef and trailer pichures!
Here are some fresh caught (Valentines Day) ocean perch, head, eyes and mouth like a white bass and body like a crappie. Terrific on the plate. And just look at the beauty of this Blue Barred Perch!
Here we have a 9 pound 29-inch ling cod. These toothy critters are very hard to land because of their size and their proximitiy to the large jetty rocks that cut our line. They are absolutely delicious.
Here are
some black crappie, bluegill and perch we pulled from a bed in
Tahkenitch lake.
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We use this
mobile getaway for special romantic occasions, and for special visitors
to stay in when they need a little extra privacy. It's real romantic
inside when you lite the Opossum scented candles! A jug and some TV dinners
for the microwave, what more could a couple ask for? *grin*
Uncle Ned and Cousin Cletus enjoy a game of pitchin' shoes
Redneck style!
Some Redneck definishuns that apply to the new Computer age.
Desert Rock & Gem, La Pine, OR
These fish give live birth to their young, no eggs.
Sorry this image was accidentally removed, now I have to go catch another one to get a replacement image, might take a while as they have a mouth the size of drink straw.
Here we have a Rattlesnake recipe we would like to share with yawl!
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